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Quality, Fun-Themed, Short-Term Rentals at Paradise Lakes in Lutz, Florida

Boogie Nights

The grooviest condo at Paradise Lakes! Enjoy the interior design of 1977 with the creature comforts of today. Flower power, lava lamp wall, and a rotary dial phone with coil to wrap yourself in for a selfie.

Queen-size Bed
Lava Lamp Wall
1970's Decor

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Our Little Nest

A cozy New England cottage awaits, with a private screened-in patio overlooking a tranquil wooded area, where you can enjoy a morning cup of coffee or an evening glass of wine.

Screened-in Patio
1st Floor Unit
King Size Bed

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Gettin' Freaky

in the Tiki

Gettin' Freaky in the Tiki is a retro-themed call back to the days of the 1970's Florida roadside motels. Tiki heads and flowered leis throughout the condo, you'll love our faux tropical island paradise!

Water View
Selfie Wall
Fun, Tiki Themed Decor Throughout

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We’re All Mad Here!

A tribute to Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll, you'll be surrounded by clocks, watches, keys, and a looking glass. The Psychedelic Caterpillar loft is not to be missed!

Queen-size Bed with Pillow Top
Psychedelic Caterpillar Loft
Washer/Dryer in Unit.

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May The Farce

Be With You

A long time ago, in a clothing-optional resort far, far away...Doug and Traci purchased condo unit R-2, and decided their 5th condo would be Star Wars themed. This luxury 2 bedroom, 2 bath condo is fully decked out in artwork depicting the lighter side of "The Dark Side." You'll even see Han Solo in carbonite!

2 Bedrooms, 2 Full Baths
King-size Beds
Star Wars Parody Art

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Why Book with NPG?

We don't put anything in our condos we wouldn't use ourselves.

That includes toilet paper!

You're on vacation at a resort...allow us to pamper you a little bit! We equip all of our condos with the following amenities unless noted otherwise in the condo description.

Kitchens

Full size refrigerator
Full size oven
Microwave

Pots & Pans
Dishes, Glassware, and Silverware
Plastic storage containers for leftovers

George Foreman Grill
Blender
Coffe Pot, Keurig, AND Tea Kettle

Bedrooms

Memory Foam or Pillow Top Mattress
700 Count Sheets
Room Darkening Curtains

White Noise Machine
Luggage Racks
Ample Closet & Storage Space

Iron & Ironing Board
Air Fresheners
Ample Closet & Storage Space

Bathrooms

Shampoo, Conditioner, and Body Wash
Plush Towels, Washcloths, and Hand Towels
Soft, 2-ply Toilet Paper
Tushy Towels (for those who wish to go bare)

Beach Towels for the Resort Towels
Fully Equipped First Aid Kit
Poo-Pourri
Hair Dryer

Miscellaneous

Programmable Safe for Valuables
Wi-Fi & Cable

Smoke/Carbon Monoxide Detector
Cleaning Supplies
Washer/Dryer

Air Conditioner / Heater
Vaccuum Cleaner / Mop
Window Fire Escape Ladder for 2nd Floor Units

Location of All Units

About Us

Doug and Traci bought their first condo at Paradise Lakes in October of 2020. It was supposed to be a vacation condo...but they just ended up loving Paradise Lakes so much they made it "home." On March 3rd, 2023, they tied the knot at Paradise Lakes, and the entire community joined in on the celebration!

Traci brings to Naked Pineapple Getaways 25+ years of being an entrepreneur in multiple capacities, including promotional products, stand-up comedy, real estate investing, and hypnosis. Doug brings 25+ years of real estate management experience in addition to 32+ years in food and beverage management, 25 of those years with Disney.

Naked Pineapple Getaways is the culmination of what Doug & Traci do best, in the place they love most! They own and renovate each of their condos from top to bottom. Each one has a fun and memorable theme with delightful touches of whimsy. They hope you leave Paradise Lakes with the same amazing feeling they had when they first stayed there.

Anything worth doing, is worth OVER doing. Enjoy!

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Email

hello@nakedpineapplegetaways.com

Contact

Doug (727) 644-1306

Traci (941) 228-0230

Address

21031 Sunpoint Way Unit 202

Lutz, FL 33558